Luke, The Force can not just force things right. #giveafictionalcharacteradvice

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No, Sarkhan... Nicol Bolas is definitely NOT that kind of dragon.

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#GiveAFictionalCharacterAdvice Anakin, don't trust Palpatine, it will ruin your life

Hey, Walt. Maybe don't leave the signed book that incriminates you in your bathroom when your DEA brother-in-law comes over. A pile of magazines is not the impenetrable barrier you might think it is.

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Walk away from cotton futures.
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Maybe you shouldn’t have hired Mike Ross😬
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Stay away from the ladies Hyde
#GiveAFictionalCharacterAdvice Aladin, stop trying to lie to Jasmine.

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Do not marry a girl just because she threw a severed pig's dick at your head. I know it seems like the height of romance, but there are cousins out there with perfect apple-shaped tiddies waiting for you. Or, you know, college.