Luke, The Force can not just force things right. #giveafictionalcharacteradvice
MAGIC THE GATHERING LORE
No, Sarkhan... Nicol Bolas is definitely NOT that kind of dragon.
MAGIC THE GATHERING LORE
No, Sarkhan... Nicol Bolas is definitely NOT that kind of dragon.
Hey, Walt. Maybe don't leave the signed book that incriminates you in your bathroom when your DEA brother-in-law comes over. A pile of magazines is not the impenetrable barrier you might think it is.
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Do not marry a girl just because she threw a severed pig's dick at your head. I know it seems like the height of romance, but there are cousins out there with perfect apple-shaped tiddies waiting for you. Or, you know, college.