George Santos Already Being Accused Of Sexual Harassment, If You Can Believe That

That's gotta be a record.

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What's It Like Living With Famous 'Vogue' Model George Santos? Former Roommate Tells All!

Rounding up all the latest lie scandals.

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George Santos Assassinated But Don't Worry He Got Better

Also they stole his shoes in broad daylight on Fifth Avenue and nobody even cared.

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Are Bill Maher's Imaginary Liberals To Blame For George Santos' Imaginary Life?

Obviously yes. They are to blame for everything.

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George Santos Denies Drag Queening And Robbing Dying Dog's GoFundMe. In That Order.

Now stop distracting him from his hard work!

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Wonkette Weekend Chat: Who Is George Santos? Who Are You? Who Is Anyone Really?

It's all a mystery!

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George Santos/Anthony Devolder/ George Devolder/George Glass May Be Dirty Rotten Scarf Thief

Of all the things!

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Oh Hey, George Santos's Ex-Boyfriend! Sit By Us And Tell Us Everything!

Meet Pedro Vilarva!

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​George Santos Admits He 'Embellished' Few Million Things, Can He Go Congress Now?

The Republican Party is just full of neat people.

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