Voters Prefer House Democrats To Cackling Hyena Bandits Posing As Republicans

Definitely not a Democrats in disarray situation.

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GOP Still Won't Kick Out George Santos, What Does He Have To Do, Vote For The Debt Ceiling?

This asshole again!

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Start Sleeping With Soap In Your Bed Tonight, Here's Why. Tabs, Thurs., May 18, 2023

It won't prevent dirty dreams though.

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George Santos Confesses To Check-Kiting Charges, Won't Be Sent To Brazil

Maybe in another 15 years he'll pay back the guy whose dog he let die.

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George Santos Can't Believe The Nerve Of You People

Absolutely Fabulist.

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Nobel Prize Laureate, Purple Heart Recipient George Santos Indicted On Federal Charges

Oy vey!

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What Is Megyn Kelly Being Racist And/Or Transphobic And/Or Some Other Kind Of Asshole About Today?

The Wonkette series we didn't even know we were doing!

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Fox News Slightly Less Racist Now That Tucker Carlson's Gone. Tabs, Tues., April 25, 2023

Come and get your Tabs!

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A Famously Rude Australian Dining Experience Is Coming To Bellevue. Tabs, Tues., March 28, 2023

Come and get your Tabs!

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French Bistro Shelves In The Kitchen! Tabs, Fri., March 24, 2023

I told you to be ready for more kitchens, you never believe me. Morning news roundup!

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