DM: "That ends the NHS's turn. Okay. Evie, you're next."

Evie: "Right. Well, first, I would like to rage...."

DM: "But... you're not a barbarian...?"

Evie: "No, I just mean scream into the void in pure rage and frustration at the NHS."

DM: "Okay... erm... roll for... performance...?"

Evie: "Natural 20, but -2. 18."

DM: "Okay. Go ahead."

Evie: inhales deeply "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

DM: "You feel the growing irritation and akwardness of the NHS, leading to the call being terminated. But you take... 10 points of psychic damage in recoil and are now prone. It also automatically ends your turn."

#NHS #NHSEngland #NCTH #EOEGS #GenderAffirmHealthcare #FuckTheUK