House GOP Would Like To Outlaw Lower Gas Prices When Joe Biden Is President, Please

Because 'national security' of course, yeah sure.

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Movies That Audiences Walked Out Of! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 27, 2023

I'm sorry to Julian Sands, but it was Boxing Helena. Morning news roundup!

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Wage Gains Beat Inflation For Six Months Straight. Is That Good News For John McCain?

If wages beat inflation, is that inflationary too?

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The Year In Joe Biden Had A Pretty Good Year!

Pretty, prettay, prittaaaay good.

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It's Turkey Lurkey Time So May All Your Holiday Wishes Come True! Tabs, Tues., Dec. 20, 2022

Come and get your Tabs

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