Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What did the dishwasher say to the dirty dish?
A: You've obviously got a lot on your plate.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dishes #Dishwashing #Housecleaning #DadJokes #YardSprinklers #GardenHose

There's just something inherently kinky about a beautiful woman playing with a garden hose. Especially when it's Sigourney Weaver as photographed by Helmut Newton:

https://www.erosblog.com/2024/08/02/sigourney-weavers-hose/

#Hose #GardenHose #Squirting #Water #Wet #SigourneyWeaver #HelmutNewton #Kinky #Sexy #Slinky #Dress

monitor lizard vs garden hose…

#hose #gardenhose #lizard #monitorlizard #animatedgi

monitor lizard vs garden hose…

#hose #gardenhose #lizard #monitorlizard #animatedgi

In an unexpected tableau on a Nagoya afternoon, a green garden hose curls atop its gray counterpart, both draped over a green unicycle, as if performing a balancing act on a storage shed. 🐍🎪🚲

名古屋の午後の予期せぬ風景の中で、緑のガーデンホースがその灰色の相棒の上に巻き付き、収納小屋の上でバランスを取る緑の一輪車の上に置かれています。🐍🎪🚲

#streetphotography #streetphotographyjapan #griiix #ricoh_gr #ricohgr #ricohgr3 #aichi #nagoya #japan #gardenhose #unicycle

I need to get a new garden hose & would like something that is non-toxic. It would be nice if it is lightweight & easy to store.

#gardening #GardenHose