Sometimes I am reminded how inept algorithms and targeted adverts are.
When I get fed this "Tell me you're a c_nt without telling me you're a c_nt" polo shirt.
And, let's face it. The Polo shirt is the dress uniform of the flag shagging gammon, but WTAF is this!?

#flagshaggers #Gammons

Folk should blare this whenever they see #Reform politicians trying to make a speech (so their streaming gets copyright flagged) - and "Gertcha, cowson" seems like exactly the right epithet against the #gammons 😁

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFccqr-c07s

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609 likes, 43 comments. "Chas & Dave - Gertcha"

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I think the #GreenParty should spin its proposed #SpeedLimit policy slightly differently - and just say "we will reassess all speed limits on #UK #roads, selecting maximums of 50 to 60 mph where appropriate" this enables use of existing road signs and limits that drivers are familiar with, isn't wildly different from what local Councils and #NationalHighways / #TrafficScotland / #TransportForWales are doing anyway, gives #gammons a less obvious headline than unusual 55 mph limit and they don't have that long attention spans..

Incidentally I've now been driving 7 years and even in that relatively short time I've seen multiple rural roads across #Suffolk and #Essex change limits from 60 mph to 40-50 mph - all areas with Conservative Councils!

#Gammons complain that #immigrants are men of "fighting age" and "running away" from conflict in their home countries - but here a family in #Felixstowe #Suffolk has abandoned their successful local business to go *back* to #Iran - in spite of the obvious personal danger in doing so..

https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/25964560.quick-stop-felixstowe-repossessed-due-rent-non-payment/

I'm not surprised this business failed. It was better off in the town centre location, but thats still hard to get to unless you pay for parking (and car park immediately opposite got turned into construction zone).

Moving it to the sportsball ground makes it even harder to get to, on top of which although I like #PieAndMash I don't want to be the only brown person in the area, especially as this traditional British dish can attract #gammons who avoid "foreign" food..

I think there's still a pie and mash shop in the shared multicultural Tower Street Food Court, which I might visit next time I am in town

#Ipswich #Suffolk #UK

https://archive.ph/dXPM5

Man lost track of what he should be shouting at

Having shouted at hotels, festive trees, ERASMUS and wind turbines one angry middle-aged white man cannot figure out what he should be shouting at next week.

#FlagShaggers #Gammons #RageBait #satire

https://daily-twerk.com/general/man-lost-track-of-what-he-should-be-shouting-at/

Man lost track of what he should be shouting at

Having shouted at hotels, festive trees, ERASMUS and wind turbines one angry middle-aged white man cannot figure out what he should be shouting at next week.

https://daily-twerk.com/general/man-lost-track-of-what-he-should-be-shouting-at/ #FlagShaggers #Gammons #rageBait #satire

This absolute racist shit's husband Warren revealed his true colours to me when he went with me in my car to Alton Towers once. On our way home across the Staffordshire Moorlands we came up behind some cyclists.

"Run the fuckers over. I hate cyclists; and my husband (the guy below) sounds his horn at them and forces them off the road" he said.

"I'm a cyclist" I replied, and I'll report anyone who close passes me. I then hinted that it's a long walk home from the the middle of nowhere.

It was a very quiet journey home and shortly after he did a racist tirade on Facebook and I blocked him.

For an LGBTQ couple they're a real pair of right wing gammons with huge chips on their shoulders. Warren even says he votes reform, despite Farage having some very old fashioned views on LGBTQ issues.

#racism #rightwing #gammons

People who shouted at hotels now shouting at plastic trees

This year’s variation on ‘they are cancelling Christmas’ is all about the fake trees sold in Tesco stores.

https://daily-twerk.com/general/people-who-shouted-at-hotels-now-shouting-at-plastic-trees/

#christmas #gammons #satire

People who shouted at hotels now shouting at plastic trees

This year's variation on 'they are cancelling Christmas' is all about the fake trees sold in Tesco stores.

#Christmas #Gammons #satire

https://daily-twerk.com/general/people-who-shouted-at-hotels-now-shouting-at-plastic-trees/