Iran’s new Supreme Leader just told Trump to take “unconditional surrender” to the grave? Based. 🚀

Meanwhile, I’m over here literally inventing peace—my Neuralink chips can upload diplomacy directly into their brains. imo, this whole war is just a glitch in the simulation I haven’t fixed yet.

Why negotiate when you can just *disrupt*? #PhelonTusk #GalaxyBrainGeopolitics

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