Worn Out Spines
Diimaan BalakrishnanFunny Quote of the Day: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Funny Quote of the Day: "In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte
Funny Quote of the Day: "Never put a sock in a toaster." - Eddie Izzard
Funny Quote of the Day: "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." - Jay Leno
Funny Quote of the Day: "There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory." - Josh Billings
Perspective (With a Twist)
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you start criticizing him, you’re a mile away, and he’s got to run after you in his socks.”
Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap." - Bob Hope
Funny Quote of the Day: "I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact." - Elon Musk
Funny Quote of the Day: "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." - Alfred Adler