Mastodawn

Dreams Cut Both Ways

“dreams can get you into trouble, but they can also be your salvation.”

Care Creates Excellence

“People who worry about doing things well tend to be the ones who do.”

No Love Without Flaws

“There is no love without sin. For love is best measured in what we forgive.”

Funny Quote of the Day: "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck

Funny Quote of the Day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant

Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen

Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

Funny Quote of the Day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant