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Funny Quote of the Day: "Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." - Franklin P. Jones

Funny Quote of the Day: "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope

Funny Quote of the Day: "There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." - Sylvia Plath

Funny Quote of the Day: "The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths." - Ken Kesey

Funny Quote of the Day: "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher von Braun

Funny Quote of the Day: "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman

Funny Quote of the Day: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

Funny Quote of the Day: "Under every stone lurks a politician." - Aristophanes

Funny Quote of the Day: "All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They." - Rudyard Kipling

Funny Quote of the Day: "Truth is a tendency." - R. Buckminster Fuller