Women prefer to be prettier than a partner, but men want to be funnier

When measuring yourself against your partner, which traits do you prefer to have compared with your significant other? A survey that forced people to choose has found that men and women have different preferences when it comes to being smarter, funnier or more attractive

New Scientist
What’s even #funnier about that 150 years old thing is #anyone can literally google it for the answer or #SearchX
This is #TheDumbestAge of #Humanity

#theatlantic

WILL #trump CHANGE HOW WE TALK? SNL THINKS SO
With America’s rudest man back in the White House, maybe comedy will be #funnier. But maybe not
Voters gave America’s #Rudest man permission to return to the White House; what else have they given #permission to? Michael #Che has one idea. “So y’all gonna let a man with 34 felonies lead the free world and be the #president of the United States?” he asked during last night’s “Weekend Update.” “That’s it. I’m listening to R. Kelly again.”

36 #Tweets From Night Three Of The #DNC That Are Way #Funnier Than They Should Be

Not even #kidding, I'm #jealous of the "#childlesscatlady." In 2014, she would have gone on #Ellen.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/night-3-dnc-tweets

36 Tweets From Night Three Of The DNC That Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be

Not even kidding, I'm jealous of the "childless cat lady." In 2014, she would have gone on Ellen.

BuzzFeed

These #Jokes About The #Olympics #Closing #Ceremony Are Way #Funnier Than They Should Be

The #Paris #Olympics #wrappedup today with a really #weird and really #French #closingceremony. That means #jokes, lots of 'em, and here are my favorites.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/closing-ceremony-jokes

The 35 Funniest Jokes About The Olympics Closing Ceremony

Love a good "people hiding behind a bush" moment.

BuzzFeed

The #internet - at least wherever user-created content is at the forefront - is, at its best, far #funnier than any "professional" comedy could ever be. In something like the #fediverse, populated by intelligent people who boost and re-boost the stuff that tickles their fancy, the best-of-the-best rises to the top and is widely seen.

It's like having a #comedy writer's room with ten million people in it. Nothing else can touch it.

This week, I saw "#Cybertruck -> Incel Camino". Case closed.

it's #hilarious the lengths some asshole will goto to #psychoanalyze #someone.. what's even #funnier is #fascists do it but forget their #ASSUMPTIONS aren't #facts and I'm a real cunt that loves to play on those #stipulations. I'm a hetero-lgbtqia+ man... go figure #bigots and #hypocrites of the #rightwing... attack me and your ass is grass... your head as my trophy.  

https://www.tumblr.com/nando161mando/732313470384603136/its-hilarious-the-lengths-some-asshole-will-goto?source=share

#Ausgov #politas #Australia 18+

it's hilarious the lengths some asshole will goto to psychoanalyze someone.. what's even funnier is fascists do it but forget their ASSUMPTIONS aren't facts and I'm a real cunt that loves to play on…

Tumblr
What's even #funnier is when some #asshole on #mastodon or any #social-network tries to get #someone so wound up to a #confession of a #crime. See it a mile away. #Idiot  

#Lulz, so I #see #your #threats of #obtaining my #shins were a pure and utter #failure, was #hilarious #watching you get #angry over a #post of #mine, you #keyboardcommando.

What are you, 14?
Think you are #intimidating on the #internets #kiddo?
What was even #funnier was seeing another user #laugh at #you making a #fuckwit of #yourself after I #muted you. 🤣