And this was *with* safety drivers, who probably prevented even more crashes than what was documented.

#fuckTesla #cars #fuckElon

“Tesla ‘Robotaxi’ adds 5 more crashes in Austin in a month — 4x worse than humans”

https://electrek.co/2026/02/17/tesla-robotaxi-adds-5-more-crashes-austin-month-4x-worse-than-humans/

Tesla ‘Robotaxi’ adds 5 more crashes in Austin in a month — 4x worse than humans

Tesla has reported five new crashes involving its “Robotaxi” fleet in Austin, Texas, bringing the total to 14 incidents since...

Electrek

Somebody posted a photo of a #cybertruck hauling giant black plastic bags full of stuff on a Facebook group and made the predictable (and justifiable) “haha a dumpster” comment, and some white knight showed up to defend Tesla and Elon under every comment that made fun of the abomination. Then the original poster found their LinkedIn page and posted a screenshot—this white knight worked for Tesla.

The LinkedIn post was taken down for “doxxing”, but for a moment, it was glorious.

#cars #cringe #cringe #cringe #fuckTesla

If anyone's wondering, despite Elon's outburst of psychotic dissociation from reality in today's announcement - see above - Tesla stock climbed $3.41 in after-hours trading.

#xAI #ai #spaceX #musk #ElonMusk #FuckElon #FuckMusk #FuckElonMusk #fascism #tesla #FuckTesla

Things are not going well in #Tesla. They are discontinuing the Model S and Model X; the only plausible reason for this action is that those models are not selling.

Tesla profits are down 61% year-over-year this quarter. The utterly failed Cybertruck, for some inexplicable reason, remains a product in their lineup (just kidding—we all know it’s because it’s Elon’s failson).

The Tesla brand is in the shitter. People aren’t buying their cars. Most remaining Tesla sales are Model 3 and Model Y, which have the thinnest margins, and experiencing downward pressure from collapsing used car prices.

Elon is trying to make their humanoid robots happen, which has to be the least plausible of his vaporwares. Remember, Full Self Driving is still not a product even after a decade.

Anyway, good job! Continue the pressure. Continue to frown at Tesla owners. Continue shunning Cybertruck owners. Refuse to ride in Tesla cars, even when your friends offer you a ride.

#cars #fuckTesla #fuckElon

https://www.jalopnik.com/2087696/tesla-kills-model-s-and-model-x-to-make-robots/

Tesla Kills Model S And Model X In What Elon Musk Calls 'An Honorable Discharge' So The Factory Can Make Optimus Robots

In its quarterly earnings call on Thursday, Tesla said fourth-quarter profits were down by 61% year-over-year, and annual profit cratered by 46% in 2025.

Jalopnik

THESE ARE THE WORST FUCKING CARS

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seriously click it's a wankpanzer story

#fuckTesla #fuckElonMusk

AI6YR Ben (@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org)

Attached: 2 images Oh my. 🤭 (Original post on FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/882884686484337/posts/1363965061709628 ) #cybertruck #accident #tesla

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A TRILLION DOLLARS is 4 MILLION $250,000 homes. #FuckTesla #FuckElonMusk

I’m sorry, but I don’t think that sticker actually works.

#fuckTesla #cars

Tesla Has the Highest Fatal Accident Rate of All Auto Brands, Study Finds

Tesla vehicles suffer fatal accidents at a rate that's twice the industry average, according to a new report from iSeeCars that uses U.S. Fatality Analysis Reporting System data.

Road & Track

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#FuckTesla

CYBERTRUCK: Part 3
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#FuckTesla #FuckElon