"I bought a NEW electric car and installed new solar panels on my roof with great big Tesla batteries and good lord I'll save some money in seven years if we don't talk about the car payment and installing the EV charger in my garage and the software I now pay for for the life of the gar (which won't be more than ten years anyway). But you know what, the break-even for the planet was on DAY ONE so whoduhthunkit I'm giving myself a good ol' pat on the back"

I see this, the stupidest of all takes, at least ten times a day here on ol' Mastodon.

I get real tired of saying this but let me try one more time, a little louder: THINGS REQUIRE THINGS TO BE MANUFACTURED. Buying new stuff is *not* *ever* an ecological good. EVER. Yes, I said ever. No, not even your solar panels.

Use. Less. Shit.
Stop. Caring. About. Status.
Break. The. Machine.

And save the pat on the back. You've yet to do anything difficult, or which puts you in a position to have to stand against the grain.

Do better.

#Decolonize #Anticapitalism #FuckTesla #FuckYourEV #Indigenous #Degrowth

The #Tesla #Cybertruck is a flop.

The Cybertruck sold a total of around 55,000 units so far, with many of the latter sales propped up by SpaceX buying a bunch, because retail purchases have collapsed.

In contrast, the Ford Edsel, the poster boy for automotive¹ flops, sold 116,000 units between 1957 and 1959; that is, the Edsel sold twice as many units as the Cybertruck.

It’s even funnier when we realize that the US population in 1957 was *half* what it is today. So on a per-capita basis, the Cybertruck sold only a QUARTER as well as the Edsel.

#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla

¹ To be clear, we are comparing mass-market consumer cars, not limited-edition bespoke units for rich buyers.

https://electrek.co/2026/04/16/tesla-cybertruck-spacex-1279-q4-sales-inflated/

I'm ninjaing up again for more targeted actions. Tonight, we are targeting a few local #Tesla charging stations. Cutting wires & shutting them the fuck down.
Own a Tesla? Go fucking cry to someone who cares about your tears. Not me. I have zero sympathies. Don't buy a Tesla, fuckers.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OThh0YG_T5w&pp=iggCQAE%3D

#FuckElon #FuckTesla #FuckPrivilegedMuthafuckers #ShutEmDown #PowerOut #CutItOff #PublicEnemy #Music #GenX #LetsGo #FuckTheSystem #PowerOut #TakeOutTesla

What could be better for a society than having its AI army of robots paid for by citizens?

One transmission of code updating firmware and the commander in-tech can immediately conscript carbon fibre, aluminum, microchips, and motor muscles to act as our ICE warriors against the woke mind virus, the wrong color of skin, or ideology suppressing any dissent against the dictator’s agenda for astronomically and exponentially increasing profits for shareholders of the Epstein class of Broligarchs commanding humanity to their will.

#FuckTesla
#EndTheBroligarchy
https://www.evshift.com/409462/has-teslas-iphone-moment-arrived-3/

THESE ARE THE WORST FUCKING CARS

https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/115784426490650617

seriously click it's a wankpanzer story

#fuckTesla #fuckElonMusk