Christopher EnsThe sticky floors of #freeSlurpeeDay
Out of Context Podcast Quotes"He got this database of all the video footage from all the local 7-Elevens!" - SRUTHI PINNAMANENI, The Skip Tracer, Part I, Reply All #ReplyAll #TheSkipTracerPartI #7ElevenDay #FreeSlurpeeDay #SruthiPinnamaneni
"7-Eleven has a Coke® Zero Sugar Oreo™-flavored Slushee!" - MARISSA PHILLIPS, Orca Trends, Y'all Heard #YallHeard #yallheardpod #7ElevenDay #FreeSlurpeeDay #MarissaPhillips
"There was a 7-Eleven Darth Dew Slurpee®!" - LAUREN VOGELBAUM, The X-TREME Mountain Dew Episode, Savor #Savor #7ElevenDay #FreeSlurpeeDay #LaurenVogelbaum
"There is another restaurant in my neighborhood called 7-Eleven!" - BRIAN THOMPSON, Episode 263, Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's #McDonalds #WHtPAM #7ElevenDay #FreeSlurpeeDay #BrianThompson
"He went down to 7-Eleven." - JOE LOYA, Allure of Crime, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #AllureofCrime #7ElevenDay #FreeSlurpeeDay #JoeLoya
"I used to love a Slurpee!" - JOHN CULLEN, Jesse Thorn v. Merrill Markoe, Blocked Party #BlockedParty #7ElevenDay #FreeSlurpeeDay #JohnCullen
"Slurpee, like you get at 7-Eleven?" - ANGELA KINSEY, Business Trip with Rich Sommer, Office Ladies #OfficeLadies #TheOffice #BusinessTrip #7ElevenDay #FreeSlurpeeDay #AngelaKinsey
"It's, like, barely better than a 7-Eleven." - CALLER, Dirtbag Dealer to Brain Surgeon, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #DirtbagDealertoBrainSurgeon #7ElevenDay #FreeSlurpeeDay #Caller
Caine the Cat#TFTuesday moo-d: You're careful to spend all day avoiding anything at all to do with dairy, grass, farms... anything remotely related to bovines, since you don't want to suffer an embarrassing cow transformation on Cow Appreciation Day. You think you're safe when you visit your local 7-Eleven for a free Slurpee® to celebrate 7/11. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Everyone in the store winds up staring at you when a single taste of your chilly treat triggers an instantaneous TF. You've got a thicc bipedal cow bod now, covered in white fur with electric-blue blotches to match your flavor of choice, blue raspberry. Even the skin on the end of your moist, blocky snout is bright blue. Your modest outfit is now a pthalo green polo and a hat, both sporting the 7-Eleven logo.
You've lost any kind of legwear that could possibly cover your clunky udder, which looks more like a Slurpee® machine, complete with four ball-tipped spigots instead of teats and endlessly-churning sugary slush visible behind its transparent surface. On the plus side, you know the astonished employees can't charge you for anything that comes out of your own body. Not that they'd want to get too close to you and risk turning into store-brand bovines themselves.