Mastodawn

Dear Friends of outage outrage,

As we may know:

1) Emphasis comes from knowledge and wisdom, experience and specialist knowledge. Swearing comes from incontinence or incompetence. Knot angry? Yet?

2) President Epstein getting you down? You must be watching mainstream conspiracies? Perhaps trying to comprehend something or somewhere different to La-La land...

3) Your computer is infected. #Fortunately you are not dependent on it. (Surprising but true). I read that on an electric typewriter, fortune cookie or street graffiti, many years a go-go.

In other words people will make you well or sick but you have to work out the difference. For example I am curing myself with two sausages. One up each nostril for a nose bleed. Wait. That was an influencer or effluencer on YouTube underground. No, no. Nose bleeds are just too much cocaine, which sadly I have not taken to blame,

Have a great day everyone working for a better life style for all people. Including me. May you find what you are lurking or lucking for. Peace and Lovies.

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Miss Kitty 🌈🌈🌈Mar 3

#Fortunately for them, they aren't just wrong, they're really fucking wrong. They #don't #ever #die. They quit looking through that pair of eyes that they called #their eyes. And that's it! You're still there. And you took another #life #immediately out of terror. And so here you are.

Cpaphil Feb 16, 2025

VINTAGE POSTCARD Ours Fortunately which you have the hard skin

https://www.cpaphil.com/en/categories/bears-1/pages/7

#Bear #Fortunately #HardSkin #VintagePostcard #History #Heritage #VintageArt #Animals #Memory
#ArtisticDesign #CulturalHeritage #VintageAnimals #Illustration #WhimsicalArt #HumorousScene

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Cpaphil Feb 16, 2025

VINTAGE POSTCARD Ours Fortunately which you have the hard skin www.cpaphil.com/en/c... #Bear #Fortunately #HardSkin #VintagePostcard #History #Heritage #VintageArt #Animals #Memory #ArtisticDesign #CulturalHeritage #VintageAnimals #Illustration #WhimsicalArt #HumorousScene

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lobster 🦞Aug 13, 2024

Dear Friends #off AI (Artificial #Independence),
As we know #AI is being #supervised or #managed by Actual Income (AI) self-appointed geniuses. Or the IG-Noble usual suspects:

#Bezos the #Merciless, Elon Musk rat, tik-tok politicos, Lazy #influencers, prostituted #journalists etc.

#Fortunately we all have our off #switch of #choice available. ⏹️

lobster 🦞Jun 13, 2024

Dear Whinging Friends,

As we in the UK (allegedly) know, 'musn't grumble'. Maybe we should a little more?
- Brexit? Bet you can't eat three? Eh wait that is wheatabix, readybrex, shredded wheat/wit? Something tasteless with added sugar rush?

- The #weather is now so #unpredictable we can talk about it and whinge even more. Result!
- We are now #bank ruptured. Oh the #humanity

Easy to be a whinge bag. #Fortunately we have some of the #brightest minds in the IMPerial Empire of little In-gland:
- Pubic [sic] transport run by runner haz beans...
- Schools making way for Pink Floyd, 'We don't need no education, Teacher leave them kids alone'. #Sum mishtake surely.
- #Food #grown in #inns and out of hunger #allotments 🥬

Expect more surprises. As they happen, mostly by accident...

lobster 🦞Jun 9, 2024

Dear Friends of indecision, ⚖️

I #find it very #easy to make #decisions:
For example:
- Should I add 2 liters of #vanilla ice-cream to my shop or should I anyway?
- Should billionaires be made to pay or should they pay #anyways?
- Should #servers be #idiot proof or be usable by idiots anyway?

Life is #simplicity when you #know-how. #Fortunately I have limited #skills but #infinite #ignorance to soak it up. The same is true of #sauce code, gravy training and #UBI (Universal Basic Income) for billionaires too. They can save it to buy a journalist, politician or over-hyped bubble bath. Or batcons (similar to bitcoins with added bits of nothing). $£

Anyway back to #skimming and scamming, #skimping and #saving our #favorite world 🌐

lobster 🦞Jun 6, 2024

Dear Friends of #moulting,
As we know lobsters 🦞 and snakes shed their skins, shells. Politicians #shed their #words as soon as elected. Spooks kick everyone out of the #cuckoo #nest... And everyone is likely to #change their #favourite [insert 'immutable' choice]

We are a strange bunch of coconuts.

Some green. Some brown on the outside. Sum... don't add up.

#Fortunately there is a #solution. Come to #think of it, many solutions. For example:

- Principals are for #schools, not strangulation
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- Consider the grass of the fields, how they get munched to make room for milkers and honey space. Bee Power!
- Romans, Nazi and Empires. Fall. (you knew right?)

In other words, #step #aside and #find the #happy #place. Mine is in my head, #heart and Yummy #Tummy. Today I am having a day of #restitution. Went for a lovely #walk. Had a #shower. Gonna have #Pastafarian for lunch. Like a mama used to make. With fresh 'erb. Aye, aye, I an' I, an' a tooth 4 a #truth for the #fairies... and #pirates
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Have a wondrous day. Because you are worth it 🦋

Flying Spaghetti Monster - Wikipedia

lobster 🦞May 30, 2024

Dear Friends of #dimensional travel,
As we may know, the #multiverse is now #mainstream. #Fortunately I have been stuck with a cross dimensional #communicator and little else in order to #communicate with an AI generated device of the future.

It is a hard job and everyone is on it.
youtu.be/ogd2REUk670

Meanwhile, to pass the time (so to speak), I have been reviewing the past lines and also wondering about trans-dimensional-quaternions when available.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaternions_and_spatial_rotation#Advantages_of_quaternions

Obviously I haven't a clue what I am talking about but then when did anyone?