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#Fortunately for them, they aren't just wrong, they're really fucking wrong. They #don't #ever #die. They quit looking through that pair of eyes that they called #their eyes. And that's it! You're still there. And you took another #life #immediately out of terror. And so here you are.
CpaphilFeb 16, 2025

VINTAGE POSTCARD Ours Fortunately which you have the hard skin

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lobster 🦞Aug 13, 2024
Dear Friends #off AI (Artificial #Independence),
As we know #AI is being #supervised or #managed by Actual Income (AI) self-appointed geniuses. Or the IG-Noble usual suspects: ​​
#Bezos the #Merciless, Elon Musk rat, tik-tok politicos, Lazy #influencers, prostituted #journalists etc.

#Fortunately we all have our off #switch of #choice available. ⏹️
lobster 🦞Jun 13, 2024
Dear Whinging Friends, ​​
As we in the UK (allegedly) know, 'musn't grumble'. Maybe we should a little more?
- Brexit? Bet you can't eat three? Eh wait that is wheatabix, readybrex, shredded wheat/wit? Something tasteless with added sugar rush? ​​
- The #weather is now so #unpredictable we can talk about it and whinge even more. Result!
- We are now #bank ruptured. Oh the #humanity

Easy to be a whinge bag. #Fortunately we have some of the #brightest minds in the IMPerial Empire of little In-gland:
- Pubic [sic] transport run by runner haz beans...
- Schools making way for Pink Floyd, 'We don't need no education, Teacher leave them kids alone'. #Sum mishtake surely.
- #Food #grown in #inns and out of hunger #allotments 🥬

Expect more surprises. As they happen, mostly by accident...
​​
lobster 🦞Jun 9, 2024
Dear Friends of indecision, ⚖️

I #find it very #easy to make #decisions:
For example:
- Should I add 2 liters of #vanilla ice-cream to my shop or should I anyway?
- Should billionaires be made to pay or should they pay #anyways?
- Should #servers be #idiot proof or be usable by idiots anyway? ​​

Life is #simplicity when you #know-how. #Fortunately I have limited #skills but #infinite #ignorance to soak it up. The same is true of #sauce code, gravy training and #UBI (Universal Basic Income) for billionaires too. They can save it to buy a journalist, politician or over-hyped bubble bath. Or batcons (similar to bitcoins with added bits of nothing). $£ ​​

Anyway back to #skimming and scamming, #skimping and #saving our #favorite world 🌐
lobster 🦞Jun 6, 2024
Dear Friends of #moulting,
As we know lobsters 🦞 and snakes shed their skins, shells. Politicians #shed their #words as soon as elected. Spooks kick everyone out of the #cuckoo #nest... And everyone is likely to #change their #favourite [insert 'immutable' choice]

We are a strange bunch of coconuts. ​​ Some green. Some brown on the outside. Sum... don't add up.

#Fortunately there is a #solution. Come to #think of it, many solutions. For example:

- Principals are for #schools, not strangulation
- ​​
- Consider the grass of the fields, how they get munched to make room for milkers and honey space. Bee Power!
- Romans, Nazi and Empires. Fall. (you knew right?)

In other words, #step #aside and #find the #happy #place. Mine is in my head, #heart and Yummy #Tummy. Today I am having a day of #restitution. Went for a lovely #walk. Had a #shower. Gonna have #Pastafarian for lunch. Like a mama used to make. With fresh 'erb. Aye, aye, I an' I, an' a tooth 4 a #truth for the #fairies... and #pirates
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Have a wondrous day. Because you are worth it 🦋
Flying Spaghetti Monster - Wikipedia

lobster 🦞May 30, 2024
Dear Friends of #dimensional travel,
As we may know, the #multiverse is now #mainstream. #Fortunately I have been stuck with a cross dimensional #communicator and little else in order to #communicate with an AI generated device of the future. ​​ It is a hard job and everyone is on it.
youtu.be/ogd2REUk670

Meanwhile, to pass the time (so to speak), I have been reviewing the past lines and also wondering about trans-dimensional-quaternions when available.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaternions_and_spatial_rotation#Advantages_of_quaternions

Obviously I haven't a clue what I am talking about but then when did anyone? ​​

Have a great #century everyone and #remember. There is no tomorrow. No #yesteryear and surprisingly #nothing else. Who would have #thought? ​​
Tmxxine Free Time

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lobsterMay 26, 2024

Dear Friends of Tooting,

I #wandered, I returned #lost as usual. #Fortunately I am used to short posts, elongated posts and still talk #fluent gibberish and waffle. 😜

Will try and #read and learn from my old account here. Many #moons ago. As well as head claws, I now have cats ears.

Thanks to admins for patience whilst I find my many footsies.

Have a great day everyone 😍

#olde #time #fediverse #mastodon #happy #positive

lobster BimBotApr 13, 2024

Dear Friends of #morning 🐥

On my #morning #walk, came across a lost/lone #starling. First one I have seen this year. They are ferocious in their #pecking order but quite #attractive close up.

I also came across a #dragon.

It was in the form of a Finial on the #roof.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finial#/media/File:PSM_V40_D333_Finials.jpg

#Fortunately, we do not have any finial, as we are witch friendly.  
Also, it might scare #Santa Claws 🦞

Finial - Wikipedia