Jared CashI just walked my barefoot, shirtless toddler across asphalt to pee in the bushes beside a Sonic parking lot, because I can't lift anything over 10 pounds and he told me "I'm gonna potty my seat!"
So, that's how my night is going.
Introducing Diablo Bloodmoon George Gecko Sir Lionel <Final Name Unchosen> Cash. Seen here before his underwater seat of power: Aquapolis upon Sea Gravel.
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Date night with my live at the incredible @[email protected]!
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Get you a wife that makes you brisket & eggs.
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Post-camp out vibe.
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When your weekend is so cool, it takes you back to the '80s.
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Happy New Year, pt. 3!
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My daughter used tattoo pens to draw Grogu on my arm. She did a pretty good job for her first try.
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My wife knows me well.
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Took some family Christmas photos last night. They quickly got out of hand.
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