I guess people don't do this shit in high school anymore, but when I was watching Carney at the #FormerWhiteHouse, I couldn't help but remembering my high school days. Poor Carney was the guest of honor at a #PigParty. Everything #KingShart does is right outta high school.
Look. I'm Carney. I'm sitting next to #KingShart at the #FormerWhiteHouse, listening to shit spew out of #FatHitler 's face butt. Suddenly, something just comes over me, and I bury my fist up to the elbow in his fat orange fuckin' face.

#DontPanic or #Anything; but, I'm #AlsoWondering #ExactlyHowMany #FormerWhiteHouse #LiaisonOfficers are about to #FindThemselves #AlsoDead... Or #Deported... Or #Fired...

#OR... #Disappeared... #Like a #Visit from a #BrazilianDeathSquad...

#ForNoClearlyApparentReason... #Mysterious

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