UK NHS Announces New “Battlefield Toddler Transport” Service from Gaza

#GazaEvacuation #NHSMiracle #ForeignPolicyFunnies #SatireNews #JestPress By: TheJestPress.com In an unprecedented diplomatic gesture, the UK government announced their plan to rescue ill and injured children from Gaza so they can experience the NHS first-hand—a test of compassion, bureaucracy, and the strength of UK hospital waiting rooms. Foreign Secretary Lord Paddington Cheddarsworth announced at…

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