OMG, karma can be so veryveryvery petty.

Alex Vindman is running to be one of the two Senators from FL.
Y’know, where Mar a Lago is. 😜

As Vindman’s mailer puts it:

“Imagine ... Alex Vindman as Donald Tя☭mp‘s Senator. Let's get it done“

#alexvindman #floridaman

OK, #News. Can we please try to calm down a little with the nightmare scenarious large *and* small?

I mean, at least this guy is going to be OK and also I learned what a 'borrow pit' is and why you shouldn't wander into one I guess.

#FloridaMan #KindaLikeQuicksandButNot #heWillBeFineIGuess

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/02/missing-florida-man-found-mud-rescue

> 'Going to kill you like a dog': Florida man threatens street vendor with aluminum baseball bat for selling churros, deputies say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/going-to-kill-you-like-a-dog-florida-man-threatens-street-vendor-with-aluminum-baseball-bat-for-selling-churros-deputies-say/

Not only is #FloridaMan a #racist #asshole, he also does not like churros.

#Floriduh #crime