Jerry Jones: "I'll do anything and everything for the #Cowboys to win."

Except:
- Close the curtains
- Draft a running back
- Hire a GM
- Let the coaches coach
- End the distracting tours
- Hire enough trainers/med staff
- Stop adopting and favoring certain players
- Pay free agents
- Quit yapping and creating distractions
- Retire

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Don't be fooled. Jerry has a ouija board and a set of D&D dice. Nobody knows what chart he looks up the result on.

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https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42318764/nfl-dallas-cowboys-jerry-jones-mike-mccartthy-hot-seat

Jerry Jones be like...

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