Ah, nothing like a baffling bank loan 🤔 where numbers magically morph to defy logic! 🚀 J.P. Morgan seems to have forgotten that OpenAI's revenue is as ethereal as their AI models' hallucinations. Maybe their "Expected Value" calculation just implies *expecting* any value at all! 🤷‍♂️
https://marketunpack.com/j-p-morgans-openai-loan-is-strange/ #bafflingbankloan #JPMorgan #OpenAI #revenuehallucinations #expectedvalue #financehumor #HackerNews #ngated

🤦‍♂️ Who knew that funding a coup was just a misunderstood line item in the budget? Just another day in the life of a finance boss mistaking an AK-47 order for #office #supplies. 📈💥 Meanwhile, Bloomberg's CAPTCHA test is more of a coup attempt than anything else. 🤖🔒
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-06-25/jane-street-s-rob-granieri-says-he-was-duped-into-funding-south-sudan-coup-plot #misunderstoodbudget #financehumor #coupattempt #technews #HackerNews #ngated

Happy Let’s Have a Laugh Day!
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it - Bob Hope
Funny ’cause it’s true! But what if you could check how much you can borrow—without hurting your credit score? 🔗 https://bit.ly/422Ldtg #FinanceHumor #SuperMoney

https://punnypeak.com/actuarial-puns/
Why did the actuary bring a ladder to work? Because they heard the stakes were high! 😂📊 #actuarylife #insurance #mathjokes #pun #financehumor #riskmanagement #actuarialscience #funnymemes #dadjokes #lol