Mastodawn

As we wessles kwoss da flor
Da Figgy twies to pounce wunts mor
Den suddenly dere be a KWASH!
We run away in one big flash

After outside advenchurs
And zombee pawtrol
I's reddy for cuddles
I's reddy for nap

I go on da sofa
I sit on da blanky
I call out to mama
I tells her to come

I start to purr loud
As she sits by my side
I snuggles lots close
As I falls fast asleep

As mama werks
All late and long
As nite time comes
And sleep comes stwong

I snuggles close
And falls asleep
As mama werks
I dweam lots deep

I wants yor attenshin
I wants yor attenshin
No werky on pooter!
I wants yor attenshin!!

So why is yoo werking
Wen I wants attenshin?
Dis weally not rite
Cuz I wants yor attenshin!

Da air be kool
But sunbeam warm
Shining bwite
Upon my fur

It feels so nice
So I lie down
In da dirt
A cumfy spot

Figgy comes
And copys me
I close my eyes
And fall asleep

In da liddle shwubby twee
Da Figgy climes and plays
Suddenly, it stwongly blows
And Figgy flys aways

On pawtrol, I finds a waps
I hits him on da hed
Bop bop bop, I hits agen
I twies to make him ded

Wen da mama wealize
It be a waps I found
She come stomp it wif her shoo
And skwish it in da gwound

After wessling da Figgy
And playing wif Figgy
And waching da Figgy
And teeching da Figgy

After pawtrolling da yard
And chekking for zoms
And hunting sum bugs
And making a poo

After lots and lots werk
I's reddy for nap
I clime on da mama
I purrs and I sleep

I smells da ham
I sees da ham
I wants da ham
I cwies for ham!

I purr for ham
I gwab da ham
I eats da ham
I wants mor ham!

I hunt da Fig
I smells a smell
I stop to sniff
Da Figgy bop!

I bops him bak
We wessles hard
He kik my hed
I pounce him good

Da Figgy runs
But not runs far
I pounce and kik
I wins agen!