Mama dweamed dat we was stoled
By sum one bery bad
Tho she serched, we not be found
Dis maked her bery sad
As she cwied, she called our names,
Dis be her worstest fear
Wen she waked, she hab weleef
Cuz we is all still heer
#CheddarPoetry #BadBadDweam #MamaTired #FinEatedNoms #CatsOfMastodon
Figgy likky lik da catnip balls
But dey is mine
I wessle, pounce!
Figgy twies to lik sum mor
I pounce him good
We wessles fearse!
He bops my hed
Not wunts, but twice
So I pounce fast and wessles him!
He twies da catnip balls agen
We wessle wessles
And den I win
Mama poot and mama toot
And den she starts to laff
I tells mama dat she stinks,
Her bumbum needs a baff!
She ses no, it not smell bad,
Da stink will soon be gone.
Den da purryfire for air
It suddenly turned on!
#CheddarPoetry #StinkyMama #FiggyNotShurWatDatNoyzWas #FinEatedNoms #CatsOfMastodon
I wessles Figgy on da flor
We pounce and bite and play sum mor
We roll and flip, da Figgy skweeks
I bunnykik his bumbum cheeks
He stops and hides, I noe he's dere
He finks he fearse, but he not skare
Den he leaps out and twies to pin
I roll and flip, and den I win
In da nite, da mama waked
She gets up from her bed
Getting ice and meddysin,
She gots a hurty hed
Morning comes, and she still hurts
And I not finks dat fair.
Snuggle close, I start to purr
To show her dat I care.
#CheddaryPoetry #HurtyHed #IHalpMamaGetBetter #FinEatedNoms #CatsOfMastodon
After eating gwass
After putting on paynt
After pawtrolling da yard
After hunting zombees
I go sit by mama
And I has a baff
Washing my face
Falling asleep
#FiggyComeSitByMamaAndFalledAsleep #SockyFalledAsleepByMamasFeet #ChewyBeHabingTeePawteeAtPuppysHous #FinEatedNoms #CatsOfMastodon
Cuddle close
Purring soft
Halping mama's
Hurty hed
#CheddarPoetry #iTakeCareofMamaToday #tweetlesstuesday #FinEatedNoms #CatsOfMastodon
Mama gots sum nummy rice.
I wants rice!
I wants rice!
Mama gots sum nummy chikken.
I wants chikken!
I wants chikken!
I has rice and I has chikken
I wants mor!
I wants mor!
I find da chikken on da kownter
Steel and run!
Run and eat!!
Mama gots a jakkit
Wif a pouch, like kaggywoo.
Da baby Figgy gos inside,
All happyly he mew
Den dey boff go for a walk,
And Figgy looks wif awe.
As he stikkys out his tung,
And tukkys in his paw.
#CheddarPoetry #DeyGoForWalkEberyDay #FinEatedNoms #FinWasInShwubFiggySedHaiFinRun #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
Liddle Figgy clime da twee
He go lots hi and cwies ee eeee!
He finks he skwirl, he clime sum mor
Jus as rain begins to pour
Mama tells him no mor clime
To come bak down, it inside time
Den he be skooped, he cwies out loud
To clime so hi, he not allowed!
Cheddar