A ★★ review of Saw 3D (2010)

3d and Saw movies. Too much of both of them in the early 20-teens. The final 56 Saw movies were at least unintentionally funny.

A ★★½ review of Slanted (2025)

Surface level observations abound. Heavy handed dialogue and visuals that assault you in case you weren't being clear on what was going on. Nothing subtle about the movie but at least it's entertaining. Every scene involving what it's like to not be white feels like it's underlined twice and there isn't a character that isn't a stereotype, but there are genuinely funny moments ("It's good to be white") that sneak in despite itself. See it with your favorite POC. As an Asian person watching this--- *mike cuts out*

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Episode 148: Meine gesehenen Kinofilme von Januar bis März 2026 | Heldenchaos

In dieser Heldenchaos Podcast-Folge spreche ich über die von mir gesehenen Kinofilm von Januar bis März 2026. Viel Spaß und Film ab!

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I actually found that point to be incredibly interesting, but it's a serious spoiler, so hit me up if you want to discuss after you've seen the film.

It's an incredibly quirky movie with a lot of unexpected elements, so it might not be for everyone. And there are definitely triggering points. But, I'm also the person who loved "After Hours" when I saw it in college. #TheDrama #MovieReviews #FilmReviews 2/2

I saw #TheDrama last night, and I really enjoyed it. It is definitely a roller coaster ride that makes you laugh because it's funny and uncomfortable and brings up a lot of things to think about. I think both #Zendaya and #RobertPattinson do a terrific job showing the multi dimensions of their characters.

And I really appreciate that a particularly relevant plot point is *not* in the trailer, not even hinted at. #FilmReviews #MovieReviews 1/2

Zendaya’s The Drama is 2026’s most controversial wedding – and I urge you to attend

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/04/03/zendayas-drama-2026s-controversial-wedding-urge-attend-27839050/

#Watching CRIME 101

One of the reason Chris Hemsworth was happy to do this role was because he didn't have to put on those fake muscles like he does for Marvel content.

https://letterboxd.com/noeljpenaflor/film/crime-101/

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A ★★★★ review of Crime 101 (2026)

101 also refers to the levels of testosterone in this cast. Also to the levels of hair dye on Barry Keoghan's head. Also how hot Halle Barry is in this on a scale of 1 to 10. Also how fake Mark Ruffalo's moustache was. One of the reason Chris Hemsworth was happy to do this role was because he didn't have to put on those fake muscles like he does for Marvel content.

A ★★½ review of Love Object (2003)

Tonally inconsister horror movie about an incel who buys a sex doll that looks like a coworker. Nothing bad can happen after that. Tries using broad humor to make the incel less creepy, but when that fails just goes to standard horror tropes. Udo Kier steals his scenes as an overtly evil landlord. He looks and sounds like he's acting in a different movie. It's a good thing. Rip Torn is in this. Strap in. If you like lonely guys that you wouldn't want to meet in real life, this you might like but not love.