With “thanks” to @wendynather for planting the earworm this morning.
Running Up That Bill
To the tune of Running Up That Hill
With apologies to Kate Bush
It disconcerts me
‘Cause I wanna know if it feels
‘Cause I wanna know, know why it concerns me
Do you wanna hear about the deal that I'm making?
Truth, it's truth we’re leaving
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with Claude
And I'd get it to slop our papers
Be vibing up that code
Be running up that bill
Be running out of tokens
Say, if I only could, ooh
Truth could never hurt me
But see how much the model lies
Unaware. It’s just designed for plunder
Ooh, its a blunder on our parts
Is there so much hate for the world we loved?
Oh, tell me, truth does matter, don't she?
Fool, it's fooling me
It's fooling me to make me be happy
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with Claude
And I'd get it to slop our papers
Be vibing up that code
Be running up that bill
Be running out of tokens
Say, if I only could, ooh
Fool
It's fooling me
It's fooling me to make me be happy
Oh, come on, Claude bot. Oh, come on, Co-P
We’ll let you steal this world from us now
Oh, come on, Gem’ni. Come on, come on, Chat-G
We’ll discard our experience, ooh
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with Claude
And I'd get it to slop our papers
Be vibing up that code
Be running up that bill
Make more problems
Say, if I only could
I'd make a deal with Claude
And I'd get it to slop our papers
Be vibing up that code
Be running up that bill
It’s your problem
So if I only could
I'd make a deal with Claude
And I'd get it to slop our papers
Be vibing up that code
Be running up that bill
With prompt goblins
So if I only could
Be running up that bill
With drunk golems
If I only could, be running up that bill
If I only could, be running up that bill






