Today I did a really terrible impression.

I was on a voice call with some colleagues from Spain that sought our help to replicate a web application the we have running at our site. No one that wrote the application is no longer available, but we have the source code. So after they tried for weeks without results they asked for our help.

The first thing we noticed is that there are some API calls that are addressed at our server. They swore that they checked all the configuration files for the server name, but I found that this was hard-coded on the "index.html" page as the base address for all the API calls.

Nice catch! Then I started guiding them to the file in order to change that string on that one file, since they had no familiarity with linux. At one one of the guys in Spain started complaining:

• But we are not developers, the company xxx should do that, not us. We can't check all the files, and the instructions didn't say this... blah... blah...

I removed my headphones and addressed my boss next to me:

• But can I really have to listen to this? Can I really, reall-y, explain to these morons... [at that moment i stupidly began to fade words imitating a person unable to articulate words] ... mmmm.... ooooohg...lleaaaaa....

Long story short the mic was still opened and all my words went back to the meeting!

Fortunately one of my colleagues casted silence on me, but something was heard. I hope the couldn't understand my distorted words in italian... but that's how it is...

#impressions #figuradimerda #teams #funny

ADORO IL GENIO - ICDG

Quando vuoi fare troppo il #gaggio al pub ma sei solo un #coglionedelgiorno e sei vittima dell'#InstantKarma.

#adoroilgenio #24giugno #pub #ubriachezza #gaggio #gaggioman #ilcoglionedelgiorno #fail #figuredimerda #pirla #figuradimerda #karma

Fate gli auguri a #SalviniPagliaccio 50anni e 28 passati a scrocco degli italiani.
#Razzista
#odio
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#49milioni
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#9Marzo

Giorgia #Meloni: "Resta l'obbligo del Pos? Quello è un obiettivo del Pnrr e quindi lo stiamo trattando con la Commissione Ue. Se non ci sono i margini ci inventeremo un altro modo per non fare pagare agli esercenti le commissioni bancarie sui piccoli pagamenti"

Ma come, ma non era "#INCOSTITUZIONALE" Muahahhahaha🤣 🤠 😃

#Figuradimerda *stellare*
#governo #governomeloni #governoitaliano #governodeiclown #europa #pnrr #pos #evasionefiscale

@carneade Adesso a maggior ragione e molto più di prima chiederò di pagare anche solo un caffé col #pos, voglio vedere il primo che dice "A" 🙂

Complimenti a #Giorgetta e il suo fantasmagorico staff di #scienziati della finanza #leghisti per la #figuradimerda epocale e aver ottenuto il risultato esattamente opposto rispetto a quello voluto 😉