#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

We have #BeenAtWar with the #LocalPigeonPopulation and a #FewSquirrels, #Recently...

The #LocalPigeonPopulation keeps #Feasting at #TheBirdFeeder; much to #TheAnnoyance of #TheLittleTweeters... #TheSquirrels have been #Frustrated by #TheSlinky; #WatchingThem #BounceOff #TheFeeder has been #MostEntertaining...

#MoreEntertaining than #Watching #FarageLePen #SuckingKangarooArseholes in #TheJungle; or #Whatever "he's" #DoingNow...

#Anyways... We've #Brokered a #Solution; #FixedIT and #AllIsWell... #IT's also #NotQuite #LavenderSeason... #JustSoYouKnow...#ThatComesLater... #ProbablyNextYear...

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