benefits of being self-employed, by Anonymous
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64543078
➜ tgcf post-canon fengqing from fq's pov
➜ mq creates a clone of himself; weird selfcest power dynamic games ensue, which fq finds both baffling and hot, leading to a threesome
➜ so much fun! the matter of fact intro to the hilarious premise, and how much fx is just like, "nobody could possibly understand mu qing, shrug, oh well", while mq and his clone are busy being deeply weird at each other!
➜ and then how much all of them contribute in their own ways to their mutual enjoyment of the sexual dynamics they engage in
➜ it's great
➜ 3.5k words long
@fanprompt - "emergency"
"Stop barging in here!" Mu Qing cries, attempting to shut the front door to his palace.
"It's an emergency!" Feng Xin defends himself, finally managing to wedge his foot into the doorway. "His Highness is being menaced by Crimson Rain!"
"I DON'T want to hear about their latest sex escapade," Mu Qing tells him firmly.
"No, really! His Highness was crying!"
"And you're sure they weren't sex tears?"
Feng Xin considers. Mu Qing takes the chance to slam the door, bruising Feng Xin's foot.
"Ow!!! I'm just trying to help!"