Darling, I’m back on tour! 💼🦩💻

Currently flapping through London with my bestie @rnbwkat en route to BSidesBUD—and I couldn’t be more beak-cited! Last year I fell in love with Budapest (and so did my feathers). We jogged along the Danube, got cultured at the ballet, and yes, I may have tried to sneak on stage. This Friday we’re going again, and get this—it’s A Streetcar Named Desire… as a ballet. 🔥💃 Confused? Intrigued? Same.

But first: BSidesBUD tomorrow! I’ll be strutting the halls, posing for pics, and possibly solving cyber mysteries between pirouettes. If you see a blur of pink and glitter, that’s probably me.

#BSidesBUD #FeathersAndFirewalls #StreetcarWithSwanLakeVibes #FlamingoSec #SecurityOnPointe

Back for another round of cyber shenanigans and sticker distribution @bsidesseattle 🕵️‍♀️💃

Yesterday was a whirlwind of honeypot chats, hugs, and posing for photos like the true feathered icon I am. Today? More ops, more ops, more ops.

I’m sneaking into hallway conversations, and making sure the flamingo representation at security conferences remains fabulous and functional.

If you see me flapping around, come say hi—I still have a few flamingo stickers left and possibly some terrible security puns.

#BSidesSeattle #SashaTheHackingFlamingo #FeathersAndFirewalls @rnbwkat