I got myself some fauxreos at the grocery store this morning.
" 🙄 What are fauxreos?"
Like Oreos, but not the actual Oreo brand. Fake Oreos. Fauxreos.
"Oh, like Hydrazine."
No. You mean Hydrox. Hydrox was first, and Oreos are actually fake Hydrox cookies. I got Benton's.
"How are they?"
Pretty nice, actually.