Dan JonesWife: Are you really having four cheese dogs for lunch?
Me: No. I'm having four mac and cheese dogs for lunch.
You know when you're having a corn dog and you get some ketchup on the side to dip it in?
Try marinara instead. You'll thank me.
I'm sure somebody's abuela thinks I've done something terrible and shouldn't be allowed near a tortilla, but a macaroni and cheese and pepperoni quesadilla is really good.
Dan Jones 🇺🇸 🖖 💾 ✅My wife doesn't appreciate my culinary expertise.
Her: You can't put marshmallows on a quesadilla.
Me: Of course not. With marshmallows and chocolate chips, it's a smoresadilla.
Her: You can't put marshmallows on that tortilla.
Me: I certainly can't make my smoresadilla without them.