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#doorways
should be made 3 feet wide to keep out the
#FatAsses
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Mads "Classic" Viande
Aug 4, 2020
if you're skinny with a
#Fat
#Ass
, you're a
#Fatass
rather than an
#Asslet
but you're on thin ice with the rest of us
#Fatasses
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Mads "Classic" Viande
Aug 4, 2020
don't worry my
#Buttless
fat friends, you can't be an
#Asslet
if you're fat. even if you have
#NoAss
you still get to count yourself among the hallowed ranks of the
#Fatasses
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Aug 4, 2020
there's two kinds of people in this world:
#Fatasses
and
#Asslets
, and as a
#Fatass
it is my right to receive deference from every
#Asslet
I meet
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