Ok, so, you know how when you make something in the pressure cooker and the instructions say to quick-release when it's done, so you turn the little valve thing and it just blasts steam into your kitchen for what seems like an impossibly long time considering the pressure cooker is only like a gallon and a half in size?

Well we tried out a new Mexican place tonight and you get one guess as to what made me think of that at 00:45 but on balance the enchiladas were delicious.

#FartJokes

Stomach is upset
Digesting lots of baked beans
As I make stink wind

#DailyHiakuPrompt #FartJokes

"Why did the professor refuse to teach his students about farts?

Because he didn't want to give them a gas-tronomy lesson!

https://punnypeak.com/fart-puns/

#FartJokes
#PottyHumor
#GasAttack
#TootToot
#CheekyLaughs
#PassingWind
#SmellySituation
#BumHumor
#FlatulenceFun
#BreakingWinds
#PunnyPeak"

‘𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙼 𝚃𝙾𝙾𝚃𝚂’ 💨

More silly comics on https://custardfist.com

#webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist #fartjokes #fart #farts #toot #toots

"My god—was that you?"
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
he replied, grinning.

Haiku Prompt No. 271: noxious
@aethelshane
#writingcommunity
#haiku #senryu #FartJokes
#575prompt

So there's a giant hole on the Sun releasing solar winds and no-one is making #fartjokes ?

This is why I don't trust #science

https://www.sciencealert.com/second-giant-hole-appears-on-sun-solar-winds-to-hit-earth-this-week