Littlest - tapping her cheek: “Hmmm… what’s that sound?”

Me: “I don’t know! What was that sound?”

Littlest: “My FART!!!!”

#FartJokes

Leslie Nielsen's niece reveals his casket had a fart machine, and fans are beside themselves

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/lelsie-nielsen-fart-machine-funeral

Absolutely the truth.

#toilethumour #fartjokes #fart #smut

You mean to say you are not Anti-fart?

#FartJokes

My Car Is Becoming a Brick

EVs are poised to age like smartphones.

The Atlantic
New cover for Beans Beans the Flammable Fruit. Cheeky little bean. #ttrpg #indiegames #fartjokes #silly

On any given day I may send between 40 and 100 toots. The ones I make public are only for my closest followers and are often underappreciated.

#fartjokes #ozempic #ozempicsideeffect