Amgine4h ago

The #parable of the old #farmer and the #physician.

An elderly farmer went in to see his #GP for a physical (probably had to be trussed by his wife to get him to see a #doc when he wasn't sick or injured.)

The #FamilyPractitioner asked him if he raised sheep. He had, he said. Well, the #doctor asked, if he had a dozen sheep, and one found a hole in the fence and escaped, how many sheep do you have left?

The farmer snorted, "None!"

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#story #lesson

Ronnie Tucker11h ago

A wee farmer man

#art #wood #woodwork #woodcarving #carving #figure #farmer #farming #basswood

News Beep21h ago

‘No Kings’ rallies draw millions protesting Trump globally

A rolling wave of “No Kings” protests swelled through America’s small towns and big cities Saturday, with crowds…
#NewsBeep #News #Topstories #car #country #farmer #Headlines #highgas #Iran #King #million #people #protest #protester #Rally #saturday #times #TopStories #Trump #War
https://www.newsbeep.com/457108/

Sascha Pallenberg 🇹🇼 ♻️ ⚡️1d ago

Trump verspottet US-Farmer: Ihr habt genug Geld!

https://pallenberg.video/w/6ec7ZXh7Mf5S39bfkAxQRH

Trump verspottet US-Farmer: Ihr habt genug Geld!

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Osna.FM1d ago
Germany will be one of the largest losers in the European Commission's proposal for the multi‑annual EU budget 2028‑2034. According to internal calculations fro... https://news.osna.fm/?p=40003 | #news #budget #eu #farmer #germany
Germany Loses €57 Billion Under EU 2028‑2034 Budget Reform, Threatening Farmer Subsidies - Osna.FM

Discover why Germany is a major loser in the EU's 2028‑2034 budget reform, revealed by FAZ through internal European Parliament calculations.

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Tina LeCour3d ago

The Farm Cow...Available here..https://tina-lecour.pixels.com/featured/the-farm-cow-tina-lecour.html

#landscape #landscapes #farmer #farmart #rustic #animal #animals #cow #mastoart #fediart #fedigiftshop #creativetoots #wallart #art #arte #artist #artforsale #artprints #artshop #fineart #homedecor #interiordecor #interiordesign #modern #puzzle #puzzles #gifts #giftideas #greetingcards #buyintoart #ayearforart #mastodonart #nature #naturelovers

News Beep4d ago

Fertilizer prices surge amid Iran war, sparking food security warnings

Workers unload urea fertilizer from a cargo ship in Yantai Port, Shandong Province, China on…
#NewsBeep #News #BreakingNews #@C26K #@NG26J #@S26K #@W26K #Agriculture #breakingnews #businessnews #CFIndustriesHoldingsInc #Cropfarming #EastAfrica #farmer #Fertilizermanufacturing #foodtrends #InvescoDBAgricultureFund #Iran #Markets #NutrienLtd #Russia #TeucriumCornFund #TeucriumWheatFund #Ukraine
https://www.newsbeep.com/451195/

CBC Ottawa5d ago
This farmer is worried high-speed rail could split his land and destroy his business
As Alto’s in-person consultations wrap up, opposition to the project has been ramping up including concerns in rural communities. CBC’s Mélina Lévesque spoke with one farmer whose land could be affected.
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/9.7139190?cmp=rss
blog.TO6d ago
Ontario farmer tracks down illegal trash dumper and pays back culprit in hilarious way
One Ontario farmer proved just how far they'd go for revenge. The answer? About a 20-minute drive...with a fully loaded forklift.Forest Lawn Farms, a fourth-generation cash crop operation run in Caledon by the Snyder family since 1940, grows everything from soybeans, wheat, and corn — but what they don't grow, though, is tolerance for people ...
https://www.blogto.com/city/2026/03/ontario-farmer-dumps-trash/
Adrian6d ago

Gestern kleiner Spaziergang durch das Dorf unternommen

📷 Fujifilm X-H2, XF 16-55/2.8
📍 Russikon, Kanton Zürich

#fujifilm #xh2 #village #blackandwhite #blackwhite #barn #farmer #car #fiat #fiat500 #russikon #zurich #switzerland