Most kilowatt-hours consumed by LLM chatbots to endanger users' mental health

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Most #IoT devices bricked by a bankrupt company shutting down its systems

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Most piggy faced gold sniffer

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Least convincing drag artist on Only Connect

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For wanging on for years about sending humans to Mars even though you know it's utterly pointless and borderline suicidal, just to massage your ego

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For pretending to be shot in order to identify your true followers

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For confusing morality with random made up religious bull crap
(Hey, waddya know - it goes to humans once again)

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Tiniest hands relative to body mass since the T-rex

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Best use of a truck full of drones to piss off a fucking loony

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