April, aber ohne komische Scherze

Willkommen in diesem, unserem prächtigen April. Es ist Jahr für Jahr immer wieder eine etwas fragwürdige Freude, an einem 01.04. aufzuwachen. An diesem Datum kommen immer allerlei mehr oder minder lustige Scherze um die Kurve. Da sich aber alles irgendwie immer wiederholt, ist es immer mehr einfach nur ein gähnend alberner Tag. Nein, ich beteilige mich nicht an der Schenkelklopferei. Das sollen mal die machen, die das immernoch irgendwie lustig finden.

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Here, let me fix this headline for you, CNBC:

"Dow surges 1,100 points, S&P 500 posts best day since May because stock market investors were dumb enough to believe Donald Trump yet again"

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/30/stock-market-today-live-updates.html

#Stocks #DOWJones #Trump #StockMarket #Facepalm

RE: https://linux.social/@adam_jurkiewicz/116324954637662875

#Facepalm

We do what we must because we can.

https://lemmy.world/post/44985590

After having designed various UIs for things like this, it always hurts so bad to see something so customisable being "fixed" with masking tape and a sheet of paper.

I facepalmed so hard when I saw something like this done to one of mine during the COVID.

#ux #facepalm

A high school teacher decided to innovate and get a side hustle to help make ends meet. Unfortunately, people had a problem with that side hustle being selling marijuana on school property.

https://www.wral.com/news/local/overhills-teacher-arrested-harnett-county-illegal-substance-march-2026/

#NorthCarolina #School #Facepalm

Einige Leute mit Religionshintergrund haben heute #Palmsonntag.

Uns ist es eher #Facepalmsonntag.

#facepalm

https://www.facebook.com/share/1D67GGQohw/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Auch: http://www.news.ch/Mariae+Himmelfahrtskommando+gegen+die+Vernunft/596249/detail.htm

'Strait of Trump': #US president says Iran must open key waterway | RNZ News

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/590879/strait-of-trump-us-president-says-iran-must-open-key-waterway

Repeating his false claims that Tehran is ready to make a deal despite its consistent denials, the 79-year-old US leader insisted that talks were underway.

#facepalm

She is going to record the whole show… vertically

#facepalm

How to easily retire by the age of 40.

Step 1: Get an income of $300,000 per year...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/mar/27/bernadette-joy-financial-money-advice

#Money #Finance #Retirement #Facepalm