"Long threads should be blog posts"

First of all, fyiwdwytm.

Second, sure, I'll go and set up a blog somewhere (which I guarantee I will NEVER post to, context-switching is the death of my creativity), and then every time I find one of my posts getting too long (accepting submissions now for exactly where you think the threshold should be. I will update my behaviour according to the most recent submission ONLY and you feckrs can fight it out amongst yourselves), I'll go ahead and copy it into a blog (in original social media format, because fools think that writing has no relationship to its medium) and then delete the posts.

Happy?

But seriously. #fyiwdwytm