Chat, the idea of "prostitution" is...not hot

But the idea of Compensated Sex. Is like. Very hot?? Kinks are confusing fml. What's it like to be vanilla?

#nsfw #kink #fml

Someone once interpreted my OC as being like, kitty-cat sized and carted around buy a cute girl (Mae from #NightInTheWoods )

And um. Basically. I have you to blame for my #SizeKink I think?

#nsfw #kink #fml

Goddess, my brain pisses me off sometimes...

I bought tickets for a gig about 6 months ago, and have been gently excited about seeing a band I thought might never make it to my country/city.

The gig is tonight, so ALL DAY my idiot brain has been crippling me with anxiety about all the myriad ways in which it could all go horribly wrong.

#FML

I natt har jag fått sova 5 timmar, nästan helt oavbrutet! 🥳

Vaknade upp blöt i febersvettningar, men efter en varm dusch mår jag nog bättre än jag gjort hittills den här veckan. Tänk vad lite sömn kan göra.

Nu tror jag att jag ska brygga mig en komiskt stor kopp té och vänta på att resten av världen vaknar. Aptiten börjar också återvända, jag tror att dagens projekt får bli att hitta thai-takeaway. ☺️

#förkyld #fml

Yes, I have weird food intolerances and I thank you for considering them when ordering for a group lunch.

That said; you don't need to tease me about it the entire time.

#FML