relysamFeb 27

🚀 RelySAM v1.0.2 Released – Reliability Engineering + AI Gets Even Better on FreeBSD 🚀

#ReliabilityEngineering #AIinEngineering #FreeBSD #OpenSource #FMEA #HRA

Feedback, stars, or contributions very welcome — especially from reliability engineers, or FreeBSD users

red_rooster Jan 22

Weil meine Freundin unpässlich war, habe ich ihr vorgekochtes Essen in Schüsselchen verpackt und eingefrohren.

Ich mache die nicht einfach voll sondern wiege die mit der Küchenwaage ein.
Die Letzte hat weniger und wurde deutlich gekennzeichnet.
In einer #FMEA wäre dann die Fehlerursache:
Entnahme einer Mindermenge Essen wegen kongnitiver Schwächen nach dem Aufstehen
Fehlerart:
Anhaltdender Hunger und schlechte Laune

Die Fehlerfolge will ich mir garnicht ausdenken, aber Serverity ist 10!

Justin BuzzardDec 10
FMEA is one of the more complex root cause tools, but for those with competent teams, it can be useful, especially as a proactive measure to identify problem areas and risks. #fmea #rootcause #failure #fix #problem
Dashie NSFWDec 8

My brain when I am trying to write a process document:

Melody: YMCA

What if, this component explodes
And then which one, of all these failure modes
Will then likely, pose a danger on roads
And to the, life, of, the, driver
[bam bam bam bam]

We're going to perform an
FMEA
We're going to perform an
FMEA
The Severity
Probability
And Detection
Of All Fault Modes

#nd #fmea #engineering

red_rooster Nov 26

#FMEA #QM #Quality #witz #ichbiningenieur_in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZDkTM7JoIA

Silent Scope – When the FMEA Tree Falls Silent

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red_rooster Nov 26

#FMEA #QM #Quality #witz #ichbiningenieur_in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC1Km4QnD_o

Last Audit (I Gave You My Report) 🎄💼 | Wham! Parody for Quality Engineers

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red_rooster Nov 26

#FMEA #QM #Quality #witz #ichbiningenieur_in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYOGQvMQdiI

Alle FMEA-Abkürzungen in einem Song! (AIAG, VDA, APIS & Co.)

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red_rooster Nov 4, 2025

Ein Kollege hat heute die KI angeworfen und das Ergebnis ist beeindruckend:

Für alle Qualitäer die jetzt Feierabend haben und den Tag verdauen müssen

#fmea #qm #qualitat #iso9000 #qkontinuum #ichbiningenieur_in

Show threadChris Geoghooligan ✊Jul 15, 2025
I also have a #Masters in #MarineEngineering & ~7y associated experience, with some overlap producing #FMEA’s and a 400+ page analysis report for an unmanned vessel, marrying my #marine engineering and #reliability engineering expertise. The #MarE was a little while ago but I could do it if it plays nicely with the data path.
Chris Geoghooligan ✊Jan 28, 2025

Phase III is kicking off next week, and I am again tasked with generating the #FMEA portions of our analysis based on our Phase I work. No one knows but I’ve automated it with #SharePoint, #PowerBI, #ReportBuilder, and #Excel #VBA. This should keep me “busy” as far as my boss & colleagues are concerned through April, maybe May.

God I love #automation.