1 hour, 7 minutes & I've finally been #triggered from watching the #KirkCameron version of the #LeftBehind #movie

By seeing the cover art of a #TeenDevotionalBible 😳

Also: who the fuck gives their teenage daughter a #bible as a birthday gift? ...oh, wait, my folks pulled that shit, too.

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Shout out to everyone who can't drink grape juice without thinking, "this tastes like Jesus."

I see you.

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@zombierottenmcdonald I thought "scoundrel" was a swear word growing up, so the movie title "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" scandalized me.

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