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Former SNC-Lavalin exec avoids more prison time, sent to halfway house instead: sources
Despite being sentenced to 10 more years in prison on Tuesday, former SNC-Lavalin executive Sami Bebawi did not return behind bars and was instead sent to a halfway house, according to Radio-Canada sources.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/sami-bebawi-avoid-jail-9.7157687?cmp=rss

Quebec judge orders former SNC-Lavalin exec back to prison for 10 years
A Quebec Superior Court judge ordered Sami Bebawi, a former SNC-Lavalin executive convicted of fraud and corruption, back to prison for another 10 years on Tuesday.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/sami-bebawi-snc-lavalin-return-to-prison-9.7155474?cmp=rss

Former exec charged with defrauding non-profit of more than $130K
The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary has charged Valerie Barter, 50, with defrauding Violence Prevention Avalon East.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/bell-island-exec-charged-defrauding-9.7151251?cmp=rss

Toronto Blue Jays re-sign exec that fans wanted run out of town a year ago
When Toronto Blue Jays president Mark Shapiro announced that Ross Atkins would be back after the 2024 season, fans were pissed. Given that Atkins had been the team's general manager since December 2015, fans wanted change after the Blue Jays finished dead last in the American League East Division in 2024, with a 74-88 ...
https://www.blogto.com/sports_play/2026/03/toronto-blue-jays-re-sign-exec-fans-wanted-run-out-town/