CINEMATOGRAPHY TAROT
MINOR ARCANA
Wood Suit, Mars.
History can only be watched on TV.
This Timeline isn't a History. It's an outhouse where some other History takes a dump.
Ever notice how women play men's soccer and men play women's soccer? Same with hockey. How many soccer stars can you name?
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#ArachnidToday #EvilJeffFoxworthy
#SaraGreeneCodex
#LucyLaZouche
#GWHF
80s hockey players were hot. I'm not gay, I'm just saying. Respect. These guys knew how to look good for a photo.
WELL THATS THE END OF THAT RUN THANKS TO AI BEING A BITCH
Proving all people are automated.
Will the wonders ever cease.
You know what else is hilarious? My parents disappeared from online and earth.
#FanArt #Muppets #EdTheSock #MastoArt
#Runnymede #EvilJeffFoxworthy #Emtothea
#NDC The New Natural Disaster Channel & #NDCRadio #KeithDavid
We don’t report the News. We ARE the News
GOOD 1ST DAY NOR #NDC ON ITS NEW CHANNEL
Will the wonders ever cease.
#FanArt #Muppets #EdTheSock #MastoArt
#Runnymede #EvilJeffFoxworthy #Emtothea
#NDC The New Natural Disaster Channel & #NDCRadio #KeithDavid
We don’t report the News. We ARE the News.
#NDC SCREENING ROOM WITH ED THE SOCK
Screening Room 4
Critical Feedback Program Selection
Today:
Knob Polishing
Jeans Friday
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#Runnymede #EvilJeffFoxworthy #Emtothea
#NDC The New Natural Disaster Channel & #NDCRadio #KeithDavid
We don’t report the News. We ARE the News.
SCREENING ROOM 7
Today:
Tea Bagging
Set Design “Between Two Other Ferns”
#FanArt #Muppets #EdTheSock #MastoArt
#Runnymede #EvilJeffFoxworthy #Emtothea
#NDC The New Natural Disaster Channel & #NDCRadio #KeithDavid
We don’t report the News. We ARE the News.
ACCUSATIONS OF HARASSMENT AGAINST ME (LETTERS POSTED IN FULL BELOW)
Pretending jokes are threats when I am a comedian by trade who was using these as source material from my life. Writing inspiration, as it were. I thought "sausage-guzzling underwear garburator" was quite amusing. You should see his butt. The joke makes perfect sense.
FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT
You uneducated children. They won't let you call them uneducated, however. Funny that.
#SPAWN NDC CORPORATE SLOGAN SPOKESMAN
NDC FRONTSTAGE
Today:
Cat Yarn Ball Chasing Contest
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#Runnymede #EvilJeffFoxworthy #Emtothea
#NDC The New Natural Disaster Channel & #NDCRadio #KeithDavid
We don’t report the News. We ARE the News.
TORONTO BABIES ARE ANNOYING. Perhaps less than their parents.
Maybe they need more toys.
Or brains.
Ever notice how u just want hit everybody in Canada?
Y know. Cause they’re all feeble and stupid and pointless and worthless? And everything they say and do is stupid and annoying and slow?
Hitting such people actually makes u feel like a better person. Like you’ve done society some good, or restored a state of justice.
Canada is in the way of my success.
Stephen "The Hammer" Morris