Mastodawn

Cat. Mares are female horses. You're my worst nightcat.
As far as my twelve gauge is loaded we can be frenemies. And my machete is longer than your claws.
#Caturday #EvilBlackCat

Gobabu Apr 25

Cat, kill all witnesses before pleading innocent.

#caturday #EvilBlackCat

Gobabu Apr 25

Cat. I can read.
You're sitting on the newspaper.

#caturday #EvilBlackCat

Gobabu Apr 18

Cat, you're sleeping twenty-three hours a day.
Where are the cash and the diamonds?
#caturday #EvilBlackCat

Gobabu Apr 10

Cat, cat, cat.
I have two six shooters. Makes twelve.
(Music: Ahoooha hooooha, wah, wah, wah)

#SadlyNotCaturday #EvilBlackCat

Gobabu Mar 21

I'll call PETA to denounce pet abuse.
Please keep that monster away from me!
#Caturday #EvilBlackCat

Gobabu Mar 11

You're already down to two, if I had'nt missed one time.

#SadlyNotCaturday #EvilBlackCat

Gobabu Jan 17

"Speak, friend, and enter." It's noted on the door.
This perfect door have no wrong side. Maybe you're the wrong cat.

#Caturday #EvilBlackCat

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Gobabu Jan 3

@nightoo @pluralistic

#Caturday #EvilBlackCat

Gobabu Dec 20, 2025

You can't have friends, cat, just abeters and accomplices. Maybe some fences.

#Caturday #EvilBlackCat