But, you've #OpenedTheFloodgates, #Now... [#MixedMetaphorsNotwithstanding]

I #Once took my #RomanCatholicMother to the #MoviePremiere of #Se7en...

#SheLoved the #Premiere; got to meet #BradPitt, and #MorganFreeman... #IT's #NotReally a #TakeYourMomToTheMovies #KindOfFilm, though...

Especially since she was a #Man at the time according to her #EuropeanPassport...

8 x #BucketsOfPopcorn and an #UnopenedBox with #NoOne's #HeadInIT | #OCATC

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For 10-years My #RomanCatholicMother was #TravellingTheWorld under the misapprehension that the "M" on her #EuropeanPassport meant "Mujer" instead of "Masculino"...

It was only when she came to renew it and was asked whether or not she was #Transgender did it occur to her that there might have been an #Error...

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#Tangentially...

My #RomanCatholicMother was a #Man for 10-years... | #DialMForMujeres

Her #EuropeanPassport said so...

She wasn't very happy about it; but we #CorrectedIT with the #CunningUse of #Admin; no #SurgicalProcedure was required... | #TrueStory #HonestInjun

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