Not sure how much longer I have for this earth if I keep purchasing things off the Walmart app without scrutinizing the shit out of what I’m getting first. I’m far too trusting.

But it stands to reason that if I’m searching “Zero Sugar Mountain Lightning,” I should be getting Zero Sugar Lightning in the search results.

But again, I should be scrutinizing what I DID get instead of absentmindedly ripping open the top of the box, cracking open the can and guzzling it.

TF is wrong with me?

I feel sorry for my future partner if I ever have one. They’d get sick of my lack awareness really fast.

#Adulting #EpicBrainFart #ZeroSugar

How’s this for a day-long brainfart?:

I bought some Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi thinking “What’s the point of Diet Wild Cherry when Cherry Coke Zero is already a thing?” All day long my brain was failing to put together that they are two totally different brands. It’s only just now that I’m noticing the difference.

#EpicBrainFart