https://c.aparatorul.md/mf8p2
Spring fertility rites.
#Stork #StorkNest #Shagging #Bird #BirdsOfMastodon #FediBird #Fertility #Eostre
In fairness Eostre ia a pagan god...
Man who loudly demanded chocolate eggs have ‘Easter’ written on the box didn’t go to church again this year:
https://newsthump.com/2026/04/05/man-who-loudly-demanded-chocolate-eggs-have-easter-written-on-the-box-didnt-go-to-church-again-this-year-4/
Happy Ēostre to all who celebrate the arrival of spring. 🌾🌱🌿🌸🌳🌼🌴🌷
I remember being taught in high school that Easter symbols were appropriated from a pagan goddess, "Estras" and I didn't question it because the fertility symbols made sense. Turns out it seems like that was wrong after all and the rabbits and eggs have fully Christian origins.

And I'll prob get tipsy and act like a derp bc that's a spring celebration vibe too!
(U can have the fertility stuff tho thx)
#witch #fedicoven #easter #Eostre #Christianity #magic #darkanist
We should talk about Easter.
Okay, for real? Easter is a stolen holiday, ripped from older gods and goddessss, stripped of meaning, and overlaid with Yahweh's ego stoking fkery.
Want to reclaim it? Ideas:
So, Easter prob stole its name from the dawn goddesss Eostre. Maybe offer some respect to the goddess who had her name appropriated by Christianity? Or if that's not your vibe, just offer respect to her by learning who she is.
Of course, there are also HUGE hints that Easter, resurrection, all that was a malicious remix of what were once polytheistic equinox rituals. So maybe, like... read up on equinox, spring, fertility celebrations and celebrate that way.
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"What about you?"
We have hidden in the shadows for far too long. We have... appeased... our oppressors, trying our best to convince them that we're harmless. Weak. That we accept their dominance.
Fuck that. They SHOULD be scared.
I'm not a pacifistic doormat. I'm not harmless. And I'm done pretending that I am less than I am.
I'm dark magic, fury, and righteous vengeance. I'm the bad fucking karma that comes for you when you use your power to enslave, oppress, and kill. I'm the wicked bitch who makes the monsters sleep with the lights on and a weapon close.
Hellion, witch, slut and bitch.
What am I doing to celebrate Eostre, rebirth, and life?
Reclaiming my power. And reminding all of you that you can reclaim yours.
#witch #fedicoven #easter #Eostre #Christianity #magic #darkanist