EPA Gonna Punch That Climate Emergency Right In The Snoot!

Stop it, Joe Manchin, we will pull this yacht over right now!

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Federal Judge Takes Dump On Clean Water Act In 24 States

Now that water's not so clean.

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New EPA Emissions Rules Will Speed Up EV Transition, Turn Everyone Trans

I Sing the Chassis Electric

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Biden's Woke Water Will Deny Americans 'Forever Chemicals' Their Bodies Crave

But it will cost money to remove them from drinking water. Is better health worth money?

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Republicans Choo Choo Choose To Ignore Rail Safety

No, it's the children who are wrong.

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Donald Trump Tosses Hamberders, Lies At East Palestine Residents' Heads, Crisis Over

We're kidding. It won't be over until he blames them for their problems and calls them corrupt.

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How Worried Should We Be About Ohio's MurderTrain Crash? For Starters, Don't Call It A MurderTrain

Hyperbole like that doesn't help!

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