You laugh, but all procreative intercourse is actually a secret necromantic rite meant to tear & fuse the participants' souls.
The involvement of a fruit is #EntirelyOptional.
The involvement of a fruit is #EntirelyOptional.
Please #BeAdvised; #ToastAndMarmalade is an #AncientFamilyRecipe...
To #Make #ToastAndMarmalade; you will need:
- #Toast; and,
- #Marmalade.
[#Butter is also #EntirelyOptional]
Also suitable for #NonDenominational / #NonSecular #HotCrossBuns and #Panettone [Also available in #OtherColours]...
#IT very much depends on whether or not you #Observe #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay, which usually falls on #December, 27th...
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Here's some I prepared #Earlier...
These ones have #WholegrainMustard on, too... The #PorkPieGarnish is #EntirelyOptional
#VeryForwardPlanning | #TrueStory
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Describe your #Mastodon account without downloading any new images...[#EntirelyOptional]
#NoContextRequired | #AllContextsMatter
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