a little BaCk iN mY dAy post...

200mg caffeine only came in two forms: ~3 cups of coffee or enough tea to make you pee the pants of everyone around you.

It seems borderline irresponsible to slap 200mg of caffeine into a can of what tastes like fizzy watermelon kool-aid. Shotgunning this tasty $3 can of merry-berry bullshit down my gullet means there's so much less latency to the buzz and not being able to close my eyes, compared to gracefully sipping 3 cups of coffee over the course of an hour and feeling only slightly unhinged as a result. I also can't discern if this drink is being marketed to children or to aging millennials. Hooray capitalism.

Trying to prepare myself for vibrating so hard that I disassemble as I ride this stimulant rollercoaster. RIP in peace, babygirl.

#caffeine #coffee #energydrinks