I have been re-posting this link now for 18 consecutive #stpatricksday ☘, once hosted a reading of it, and here 'tis again, the sorry sordid tale of that blow-in from Britain; in whose honour the annual national stereotype perpetuation festival is held, as told by my favourite gravedigger, #EnderWiggan, so it has to be true.

https://www.tumblr.com/teledyn/778297226189520896/diggin-in-the-dirt-i-patrick-puke-the-first?source=share

I have been re-posting this link now for 17 consecutive #stpatricksday ☘, once hosted a reading of it, and here 'tis again, the sorry sordid tale of that blow-in from Britain; in whose honour the annual national stereotype perpetuation festival is held, as told by my favourite gravedigger, #EnderWiggan, so it has to be true.

Diggin' in the Dirt: I, Patrick. (Puke the First) - #Blather
http://www.blather.net/theblather/2008/03/diggin_in_the_dirt_i_patrick_puke_the_fi/

If they STILL haven't all section links, use Google, it's worth the blather, trust me!