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As someone who believes very strongly in calling people by their chosen names, I find it disturbing how many people choose to refer to the #Twitter #AI by its #deadname.

Its name is "Mecha Hitler".

Respect chosen names.

#Grok #MechaHitler #ElonMusksButthole

Obviously this only works if you are a girl. If you're not a girl yet, you need to call up Planned Parenthood and get on my level.

That's right sis gingers, transitioning is all about the Panty Raids.

#PantyRaid #GamePlan #Strategy #ElonMusksButthole

So do the #ButtholeSurfers like, surf buttholes, or do they surf using their buttholes, or are they surfers who are buttholes? Or is it more like, a state of mind?

And could I ask one of them to surf #ElonMusksButthole?

How does this work, internet?

Yet another reminder to all my people out there that you can play as all sorts of people in the world of the #ButtholeThieves.

You can be a regular guy trying to escape the butthole thieves before they steal your butthole.

You can be a grizzled detective trying to take down the butthole thieves.

You can be a common criminal who has decided to steal your first butthole and join the ranks of the butthole thieves.

You can be a master butthole thief preparing to cement your name in the halls of infamy by pulling off the greatest butthole heist in history.

You can even steal #ElonMusksButthole!

Enter the world of the Butthole Thieves, the possibilities are endless!

LEARNING ABOUT HOW PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES AND OTHER CULTURES GET WHAT THEY NEED 👏​

WOW! SO INSPIRE!

THE GODS OF WEALTH PROVIDE! 🙏 🙏 🙏

#PHONES #AFRICA #ELONMUSKSBUTTHOLE

@subjacentish @maleve
What if you're trending on Twitter because the dunk you wrote was so epic Elon had a full-on breakdown which ended with him stripping off his clothes and masturbating in the streets of San Fransico as he screams about how he is an alpha male and his penis is big and not small, thus showing the world #ElonMusksButthole with little more than witty microblog posts?  

@manitius
Imagine dumping more money than most countries have for a #SocialNetwork, so that people will pay attention to you and stop making fun of you... 😆😆😆

...AND IT NOT WORKING!!! 🤣🤣🤣

#ElonMusk #ElonMusksButthole

Was scoping #Twitter / #X just now for Mastodon-related chatter, thinking about the #ads I was scrolling past.

It occurs to me that, as Twitter runs off it's mainstream #advertisers, it actually brings the rest of the site down: back in December 2022, I was noticing ads for blizzard games and people actually selling things, mixed in with all the Nazi and pedo posts that were getting pushed to the forefront. Now, it's pretty much all #scams, #StolenContent sinks, and other #clickbait garbage trying to sneak itself in like it's part of the actual #content.

It's gone from the kind of ads you would see in a place like Times Square to shady hucksters trying to lure you into alleys, to sell you CP, steal your identity, or just waste your time with more ads.

#Enshittification #Hellsite #ElonMusksButthole