Princess (xe/xem)Oct 20, 2024
Elon’s $100 Swing Voter Bribe Fail
He is not smart, LOL.
A message from God:
“Dearest Humans,
The funniest thing is happening with the money Elon is using to try to bribe swing voters.“
https://open.substack.com/pub/thegodpod/p/gods-weekly-meme-dump-5ee #ElonMusk #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #USelection
Elon’s $100 Swing Voter Bribe Fail

He is not smart, LOL.

Letters from God
ladychelseaofthevoidSep 11, 2024

fuck zuckerberg vs musk, I want Travis Kelce vs Musk now

someone please beat the shit outta him in Minecraft

for legal reasons, this is satire

#puresatire #elonmuskisanidiot #travisvsmusk #traviskelce #taylorswift

TheLavenderWitchAug 10, 2024
My most famous tweet on both accounts since that smelly idiot with the skin of gone off ham took over. #ElonMuskisanIdiot
Dimitri DhuyvetterMar 29, 2024
The most damning part of this interview (between Musk and Don Lemon) was how utterly unremarkable Elon Musk really is. Putting aside his fragile ego and empty ideologies, Musk seems culturally hollow, lacking any real beliefs, passions, or positions beyond "woke bad" and "X is good."
https://www.wheresyoured.at/the/ #ElonMusk #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #ElonMuskIsATwat #DonLemon
The Descent of Elon Musk

Money can't buy happiness, but it can get you pretty damn close. As the second richest man alive,  Elon Musk should be rolling electric coal down Rodeo Drive in a cybertruck, smugly aware of the fact that, despite what the haters say, he's kind of won. He took Twitter private,

Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At
Jay the Art GuyFeb 4, 2024
Elon Musk likes to think he's the real life Tony Stark, when really he has a lot more in common (gigantic head and all) with another Marvel Comics character.
#ElonMuskSucks #TwitterDead
#RIPtwitter #TwitterX #elonmuskisanidiot #caricature
#caricatureart #humour
#satire #modok #MastoArt
#modok #marvelcomics #elonmusk #elon #musk
Mikey BNov 30, 2023

Linda Yaccarino: Look, Elon, we are hemorrhaging advertisers and cash. We lost $750 million this week alone! We have to do some thing.

Elon: I got this. I know what to do. I will tell the advertisers to go f--- themselves.

Earth: Brilliant!

#ElonMuskIsAFraud #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #ElonMusk

BerlinFokusOct 31, 2023

Finde die Liebe deines Leben in einem Raum voller hasserfüllter Neo-Nazis, Choleriker, Roboter, Scam & Abzocke, Pornografie & schlimmstem Missbrauch, während du dauernd angebrüllt und beleidigt wirst.

🤔 Wenn der Titel "Survival-Horror-Game" nicht schon vergeben wäre, würde ich sagen das passt.

#Twitter #Xitter #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-wants-x-to-be-dating-app-leaked-meeting-2023-10

Leak: Elon Musk wants X to be a dating app, too

In a video meeting with staff on the anniversary of Musk's Twitter takeover, the billionaire proposed even more vague ideas of what X will become.

Insider
Show threadAlexander RutholJul 31, 2023

@Popehat
There's nothing fun on twitter.

The tide of shit keeps rising, led by Elon. His most recent stunt was to un-suspend a QAnon poster who posted truly horrific child porn on the grounds that Elon had not personally seen the post.
Good posters keep getting suspended or leaving for one of the other microblogs, bad posters keep getting reinstated and more prominent. Nazis and QAnon are now commonplace.

Twitter is 4Chan now, except the child porn is still rare.

EDIT: hahaha no sooner had I posted that than I find out that Elmo has reinstated black nazi Kanye West.

#twitter #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

David_MWJul 30, 2023

Please repost on X...

Open invitation from Mastodon: Former #Twitter users. You tried. You stayed to fight, but there is nothing left to fight for. #Today would be a great day to join Mastodon. It's easier than ever with https://spreadmastodon.org, or for more options.

#mastodonmigration #mastodon #TwitterXtinction #ElonSucks #XVideos #X #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #JoinMastodon

Spread Mastodon

Welcome to your better social home.

Alexander RutholJul 26, 2023

If anyone's wondering what it's like on Twitt... I mean Xitter now:
Elon Musk just personally lifted the suspension of rightwing activist Dom Lucre, who was suspended for sharing child porn.

Elmo's stated reason for lifting the suspension was that he hadn't personally seen the CP.

#twitter #DomLucre #X #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot